As I'm just getting out of the shower, there's a knock on the door. Wearing only a towel, I open it. It's my neighbor who has locked himself out and is asking me to call my locksmith. Of course I invite him in and let him make the call. When he hangs up, he tells me that it will take about an hour for the locksmith to arrive. Of course I immediately have an idea of how we can sweeten the waiting time. I stand in front of him and drop my towel...